i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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