that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
