tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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