it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Also, beer. Big fan.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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