Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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