There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I want to fling myself into the sun
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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