I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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