We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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