Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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