Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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