Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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