Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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