Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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