can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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