Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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