Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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