I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
