the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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