the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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