Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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