This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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