This show inspires me to have sex in space
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
