Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Randomize
