im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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