I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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