Where are you?
In a non slutty way
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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