so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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