ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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