do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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