I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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