i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I don't think brook has ever known best
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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