Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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