he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
