Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
my shit smells like andre
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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