In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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