We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
