Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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