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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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