she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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