Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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