ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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