when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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