In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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