Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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