Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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