I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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