try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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