you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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