Hey man sorry I got all grabby
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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