Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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