Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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