Do you still have your period?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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