So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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