It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Randomize